Explanation of God - by an 8 yr old

This ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by 8 year old Danny Dutton of
Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The
assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as
well???
EXPLANATION OF GOD

"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the
ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things
on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they
are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up
his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk He can just leave
that to mothers and fathers."

God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot
of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at
times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or
TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a
terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to
turn it off.

"God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which
keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going
over your Mom and dad's head asking for something they said you
couldn't have."

"Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are
any in town. At least there aren't any who come to our church."

"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on
water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who
didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him
preaching to them and they crucified him. But he was good and kind,
like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what
they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K."

"His dad God appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard
work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road
anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad
out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for
God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without
having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important."

"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because
they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time."

"You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy,
and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip
church or do something you think will be more fun like going to the
beach. This is wrong and besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach
until noon anyway."

"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be
very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like
to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're
scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into
real deep water by big kids"

"But you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I
figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases. And
that's why I believe in God"