Saturday, March 13, 2010

Four Weddings for Zoom Zoom?


I phoned the President’s Office, and thank goodness I did. If it was not for me making that call, our Zumie would have ended up with 16 wives in the very near future. Very early in our discussion it became clear to me that the whole problem is purely because our President misunderstood his wedding vows. He thought the priest had said “Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.” So you can all relax. He now understands that you don’t have to have 16 wives.

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