Joke

St. Peter is doing his usual thing in heaven (this is a genre in itself) and Salvador Dali appears at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter says, "Your name please?"
Dali gives his name and Peter says, "I see that your name is listed, do you have any ID?"
Dali says, "I have no ID, but if you'll give me a piece of paper,I can demonstrate."
he takes the paper and draws a clock neatly draped over a chair
and Peter says "That looks like something only Dali could have done, You're in."

The next candidate to appear at the gates is Albert Einstein who like Dali says that he also has no ID,
but with a piece of paper is able to demonstrate the general theory of relativity
Peter who is a man of earthy and not intellectual means says,
"You've convinced me and only Albert Einstein could have done as well,You're in."

Finally comes George Bush Jnr to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter repeats his request for an ID.
Bush, indignant, says that he is the President of the United States and is not used to carrying around an ID.
To which Peter replies, "Well, Salvador Dali and Albert Einstein were both here and they made their demonstrations even though they had no ID."
To which Bush replied, "Who are Dali and Einstein."

St. Peter said, "You're in."