Health Musings

• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

• Never take life seriously.  Nobody gets out alive anyway.

• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.