Children Writing About the Sea

Children Writing About The Sea:

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Brittany age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(Breanne age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island.
If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent.
(Michael age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
Just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Skylar age 6)

5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Alyssa age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Rileigh age 5)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
Winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind
Didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
Wind come. My brother said they would be better off
Eating beans.
(Lynn age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like
Their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Barbara age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
Brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad
Keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just
Got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Rebecca age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to
Live in caves under the sea where I think they have
To plug themselves into chargers.
(Shannon age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
Cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Keith age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the
Water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have
To go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell
Off when she was going very fast. She says she won't
Do it again because water shot up her fanny.
(Cheryl age 7)