In this life, I'm a woman. I'd like to come back as a Bear. When you're a Bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you have to eat lots and lots. I could deal with that too.
When you are a female bear, you get to birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and you wake up to cute, cuddly cubs. I could handle that too.
If you're a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too. I could handle that.
If you are a Bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He will EXPECT you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
How do I get to be a Bear??
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